i found it on the interwebs, i have no idea whos it is or whether you have it or not. but it is strange, in the best way possible.
Ah, yes. Misha and Vicki renewed their vows at Albertsons.
The bride looked radiant in his gown, while the groom wore a white tuxedo with a pink ruffled shirt and a pink pearled hat to accent. A phallic vegetable bouquet was her accessory.
The best man:
The sock monkey:
The ceremony was beautiful. Everyone cried.
Surprise twist ending: Misha and Vicki are beautiful.
TUTORIAL | Burned Paper Nails
1. Paint your nails with a light nude polish, wait until it’s completely dries.
2. Put a piece of newspaper in alcohol, and wait 15-20 sec.
3.Place the wet paper onto your nails, push it down with your fingers and wait until the alcohol evaporates (7-10 sec), and remove the paper.
4. Topcoat it with clear polish.
5. Draw some lines with black polish, where you want your burned papers edges.
6., 7. Put some black and brown polish with a piece of makeup sponge around the black lines.
8. Clean up the edges with acetone.
9. Use a matte topcoat.
Do I masturbate? (sic) Umm… that’s a bit personal, isn’t it? I suppose I do, though, yes. I’ll let you in on a little secret of mine: I like toys. All kinds. I won’t say anything more.
Benedict Cumberbatch responding to an interviewer who asks if he masturbates (via justinheaver)
WHAT THE FUCK